Category Archives: Stuffy Stories

Larry the Green Unicorn

Posted on February 20, 2019 by jpberninger

A green unicorn named Larry Had hooves that were incredibly hairy But he didn’t care About his foot hair It made him unique From his head to his feet And mostly he was quite merry But in a herd Where … Continue reading →

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Clarisse “Clacky” Pegicorn

Posted on February 18, 2019 by jpberninger

Clarisse is a pegicorn, about her fate she is forlorn. She’s not like mom and not like dad, a fact that makes her o’ so sad. Her wings are small and not robust, not like Mom the Pegasus. Her fur … Continue reading →

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Pig and Puffin’s Jig and Muffin

Posted on January 15, 2019 by jpberninger

A pig and a puffin Own the Jig and Muffin A bakery and dancing hall The cake a delight Two step out of sight With lessons for one and all Toots the pigs got the beat Puffy puffins got sweets … Continue reading →

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More silly poems about stuffed animals

Posted on July 12, 2018 by jpberninger

Bumble Bear – chef Bumble. Bumble Bear loves apples and pears But any fruit will do. Cold, warm, or hot, she eats them a lot Her favorite is Bumble’s stew She makes it herself from things on her shelf And … Continue reading →

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Ali Fresco – artist bear

Posted on March 9, 2017 by jpberninger

Al Fresco is an artist bear whose colors stain her bright white hair She doesn’t mind the flecks of paint Each fleck a thought however faint She makes her art upon the walls ideas made real with brushstroke falls She … Continue reading →

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Smokey and Snowball, my forty year friends

Posted on March 8, 2017 by jpberninger

Another silly story about stuffed animals, who happen to be my oldest friends in the world, Smokey and Snowball A mismatched pair of grizzled old bears Tell stories, tall and long Of days gone by Where adventure was nigh With … Continue reading →

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Toothpick, the burrito loving bear

Posted on December 21, 2016 by jpberninger

Toothpick the bear loved burritos. It’s fair to say she’d eat them every day. She liked them with chicken and all of the fixins, but she’d eat them any old way. Despite all the calories she is still thin, it … Continue reading →

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Silly Poems about Stuffed Animals

Posted on September 22, 2016 by jpberninger

Sometimes when I am just sitting my bed listening to Kate through the monitor I hear her talking to her stuffy friends.  When it is quiet I think about them talking back to her.  I imagine them with their own feelings … Continue reading →

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